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VERTICAL CHIMPS & BABOON~ETTS ; a vertical chimp can have a multitude of meanings… however according to Michael Fazio some VERTICAL CHIMPS are more VERTICAL than others & this species is what we are concerned with in today's world. It should also be noted that there is a subspecies of vertical chimps known as BABOON~ETTS which can only be defined as the female gender of the species although not much research has been done on the working of the female VERTICAL CHIMPS mental acuity for lack of research material.
Vertical Chimps ~ robustly defined accordingly a.k.a. Atypical Left-Wing Liberal Atheist Anti-God Fearing Dogs that bite the hand that feed them.
1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !
2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!
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(Adj.)When you're too prideful to call yourself short, so you use this saying.
Guy: Sorry I didn't see you there, you're so short. *laughs*
Me: stfu I'm not short I'm vertically challanged 🖕🏿
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Used in elite social circles to refer to short people in a polite manner.
Slang: A derogatory term for people with small penis.
1. Jane : "Have you seen Ethan's wife? Poor girl is vertically challenged."
2. Doe : "OMG I slept with Smith last night and I shit you not, he's vertically challenged inspite of having a beefy body!"
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Like planking, a vertical planker stands as still and as straight as he/she can.
"Hey, Lukes standing like a dick again"
"No dude. He's just vertical planking"
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To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.
™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti
Credited to Alidad Aynetchi
"Hey Jonathan. Check it out I'm vertical planking off the side of this escalator. While going up!"
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While horizontal lips refer to the lips on a person's face, vertical lips refer to a woman's labia.
Person A: "I want to kiss your lips."
Person B: "Horizontal? Or vertical lips?"
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gianna:im bored
daniel:me to
gianna:my house is freezing
daniel:i know, i was there like a half hour ago lol
gianna:lol ya
daniel:im tired
gianna:me to, imma go take a vertical bath and go to bed
daniel:alright love, night
gianna:night
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