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A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”
I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.
Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.
Ohhh man. I love that pretty swishy vest!
A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.
Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!
Two months later at Waffle House:
Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!
Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.
Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*
Madison is the crackhead of the group and is always hyper. She loves being weird and is amazing. She loves her bffs and she will treat them well. But don’t get her triggered she will get her friend, charli and she will punch the frick out of you.
Someone: hey
Madison Vest: hEy i lIke potatos.
Someone: umm
It's where they guy poops on the girl's chest anytime during sex. Or vise versa.
Oh baby, that was so good! A cashmere vest would make this evening perfect!