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A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.
Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.
Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.
Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.
Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!
Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.
performing oral sex
“Hey I heard he was tracing a violin on her last night...”
“Omg what a skank!”
The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.
Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass
A sex act in which a man rubs a woman's clitoris with the underside of his penis until she has an orgasm.
Last night I gave 'er the Violin. That was some high pitch moanin'!
Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.
I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.
The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.
Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.
she played music on her violin as she cried cause she hated it but her parents made her do it
addy and i were laughing cause she had to play the violin and she looked dumb
GUYS ADDYS GETTING HER BROTHERS VIOLIN HEHHEHE