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Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”
“yes, that would be fire.”
It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”
“yes, that would be fire.”
When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero
Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.
All these stupid Vortexers keep coming onto the forums and start shit with the staff.