protest vote

Boycott the 2 party system. - DON'T VOTE!

Or vote for Nader as a protest!

Wouldn't it be funny if Nader won?

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Voted for Obama

Someone who is an obvious simpleton or moron. Derived from blaming everything on the President.

You: Hey! That lady just cut me off and nearly took out that woman and her kid!
Me: She must have voted for Obama

You: Where is our waiter? It's been 20 minutes and he hasn't even gotten our drink order yet.
Me: He must have voted for Obama.

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erectoral vote

The pronunciation of "electoral vote" in the asian english dialect.

John: Ready to vote?
Hu Ma: Which vote? The erectoral vote?
John: Yep.

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Down Voting

When you vote down on every submission but yours for a word you defined on UD that was already defined.

I made my own definition for Stephen Colbert so I started down voting every other submission.

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breath voting

A term referring to the act of mass voting (as many times as you breathe) for a celebrity/candidate for a contest usually for awards/internet polls/TV shows. Usually executed by female fans.

1.) Mary: Keep breath voting for David Cook for the American Idol finals!

2.) Kim: Dude, you look like you've been up all night.
Anne: Yeah, I know, I totally spent the whole night breath voting for Archuleta.

Votes for school

One of the most boring things that British teenagers have to go through drying form. They cover subjects like criminal activity, jobs, politics and even more bullshit.

Form tutor: Ok get your votes for school books out
Students: oh for fuck sake not this
Form tutor: Get out of my classroom now and go to the head of year!
Student: bun that bruv

Vote on 7

Something you don’t do unless you’re 100% sure.

Don’t vote on 7, all the impostors need is a double kill if we do that.