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You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
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Waking up in the morning with a boner.
I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...
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It has definitions that include
-Get it started
-Get it Poppin
-Get dis shit started
the past tense form of the saying is "woke it up"
E-40 official definition- "Get shit happening"
A song by E-40 featuring Akon
This shit was invented by E-40 so dont none of you whack ass other rapper try to steal this shit.
I'm trying to wake it up, I'm on your line like Vonage
I'm a real one, Ma!
E-40 Waking the whole bay up
Hyphy is going to wake up America
yall lame niggas keep h8n its a bay thang yall niggas will never b on our level when it comes 2 being innovative and trendsetters yaddidimean you probably don't but da bay and e -40 gone keep waking yall up
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A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.
Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
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Is Peepa in your butt!
Can be used when waking up both men and women, sing them a little jingle. "The best part of waking up, is peepa in your butt!"
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Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.
Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!
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when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
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