Walnut Jack

The act of eating a dog with a spork and a whisk

Peen con leche son Walnut Jack

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

walnut bottom

The ass of a chubby person, specifically pertaining to the creases and dimples that make the skin resemble a walnut.

That girl rode me good, but I won't be calling her back - she has a real walnut bottom.

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

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walnut salad

When you put your balls in a girls ass, and then she jacks you off and you jizz on her back, which is the dressing of the salad.

Nicholas' mom makes a great walnut salad.

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walnut high

a reference to the length of the scrotum sack in cold temperatures.

this river is fucking freezin! this shit is making my shit walnut high!

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Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.

I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?

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