couch skiing

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

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Ski burrito

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.

Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.

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Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

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ski-don't

A ski-doo that don't go

John blew the head gasket on his ski-doo, now it's a ski-don't

first-skis

To claim ownership or "dibs" of or on something.

I call first-skis on the shower.

Pee Skis

When a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of sexual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.

Kurt Warner: Dude, when I used the John, I had a pair of "Pee Skis" !!(Throws touch down.)

Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!

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ski slut

a person who will virtually whore themselves out to ski, any time and any place

Did you hear about Laura?
Yeah, she just took off to Vail again.
That's the 3rd time this month.
She's such a ski slut.

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