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the act of using a shake weight; grip shake weight like penis preferably with both hands and shake vigorously.
She was shake-weighting my shit all night long.
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verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.
Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?
Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.
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When studying for important exams, such as university finals, and one allows oneself to devour great quantities of junk food and snacks, a person will gain exam weight. This is the weight put on during exam time, as a direct result of said eating. Similar to winter weight that people gain during Christmas.
"I've been eating so many brownies during exams, I think I've gained some weight."
"Aye, that'd be the exam weight"
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Commonly referred to in organised fighting, a weight cutter is a competitor who seeks to get into a lower (easier) weight class by dehydrating with diuretics before weighting in, then rehydrating before fight day.
Weight cutters therefore get an unfair advantage over those who weigh in at their natural weight.
"That guy's gotta be 165lbs right now, so if he got into the 155lb class this morning he may be a weight cutter."
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The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.
Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.
Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.
Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.
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Weight gain from being in a relationship.
I'v been in a relationship for a year and i have gained relationship weight.
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A weak weight-lifter who thinks he has the greatest body ever, and loves to touch his "big"(actually small) muscles. He usually obtains his size through good genes and not through hard work, like a man would do. If you invite him to work out with you, u may hear some of the following quotes: No dude, i can't lift because im running track- I havent lifted in FORREVER bro...i cant lift my normal weight. They are usually cocky, and never realize that people that are bigger then him..are indeed bigger and stronger than him. If you tell him he is small, he wont believe you. Also thinks he is a superior athlete in sports such as football or track.
"Hey bro, IM A BEAST!!!! look at my huge CHEST and BICEPS!" "Dude, you are 20 pounds lighter than me, and struggle benching 30 pounds below your body weight." "Dude, thats only because im running track and im focusing on speed! Hey i gotta go look at my muscles in the mirror so I will see u later!" "Ya, see ya.....fuckin light-weight"
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