wesley college

A small safety school in Dover, DE. Students are pretty much from preppy midatlantic stock, unable to get into UD, Rutgers, Villanova, Penn State or Maryland

Student One: I'm going to Wesley College! I'm glad I didn't get into anywhere else. The other schools are too big anyway.

Student Two: Looks like I'm going to Wesley College. I guess it's better than no college at all.

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Wesley Clark

A Rhodes Scholar, succesful businessman, retired four-star general and Supreme Allied Commander-Europe, who has proved himself to be a leader in time of war and peace, a diplomat and a soldier. A soft-spoken man who graduated first in his class at West Point, he went on to fight for his country in Vietnam, where he was gravely wounded and won the Silver Star for Valor. An Arkansas-native, he is a progressive who can connect with the South and is not afraid to challenge the current President on matters of National Security.

With God's help, Wesley Clark will be the 44th President of the United States.

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dirty wesley

The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!

The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!

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Wesley Pipes

A prominent smoking device from the movie "Half Baked".

Hey, please hand me Wesley Pipes, dude... wanna get wasted big time.

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Wesley Willis

The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace

I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.

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Hot Wesley

Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.

I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier.

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Wesley Pipes

the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

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