yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

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What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

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What did you eat today?

An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.

It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?

It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.

In the summer of 2004:

Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o

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what are you doing step ladder

Sexualizing step ladders.

What are you doing step ladder? Stuck in the washing machine like that.

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What are you doing step bro!?

The thing you hear your step sis say when she’s stuck in the washer. Expect to hear SWEET HOME ALABAMBA! in the next few seconds then your virginity will be gone forever. Also expect to be on p0rnhub and other p0rn apps

your FBI agent seen enough when he heard WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO!?

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[what's up you mother fucks]

a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.

scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.

enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy

bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:

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what do you think of me

What are your thoughts on them?

Friend: Hey, what do you think of me?
Me: I think you’re worthless

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