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A phrase once again coined by the up most respected and very easily miss confused Steven Burkemper. Related to early nine teen nineties Grateful Dead concert parking lots, young Burkemper selling commodities such as Shasta cola and grilled cheese sandwiches. Burkemper loudly announces his product costing a mere US Dollar, affordable to the average patron of the scene, as a tasty beverage or snack to quench the thirst or hunger of the purchaser. "What the Fuck Its Only a Buck", became an instant staple for vendors around the country on the grateful dead parking lot circuit, and went on to acquire such acceptances from other parking lots in the later years such as; Phish, Widespread Panic, String Cheese etc...
"Cola's, Grilled Cheese, What the Fuck it's only a buck!!!"
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When saying whatever doesn’t have enough emphasis. Can also be abbreviated ad wtfe
You: *breathes*
Your gf on her period: what-the fuck-ever I’m so done with your attitude. You might as well go fuck that girl from Starbucks you blinked at 7 weeks ago!
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A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
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What the fuck yo EMI is e-girl and fucks Drumsy we all know it they are too connected in the line of sex alright everybody now let's spin the wheel of sex to see which one they do (crowd yayyyyyyyy porn) then the wheel span, and it picked anal then oral dun dun dun boom they started not held at gunpoint at all (ready the miniguns) anyway back to the fucking hard shit they were swinging and kicking it was insane also we know it's you Josephine we blurred it for you cus you're 11 bro what the fuck et off the show ooh looks like EMI is done with Drumsy he is worn out.
IT WAS DIRTY WHAT THE FUCK EMI SHOW ON AT 11:00 P.M.
National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"
"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"
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The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.
Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?
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The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....
What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?
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