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The plastic remains of a tampon after insertion.
Jeff: Yo dude, WTF is wrong with your toilet!?
Pat: This stupid fucking broad tried flushing her bitch whistle down the goddamn toilet and clogged that bastard!
Jeff: That's fucking weak....and gross dude.
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A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.
The term was invented in the summer of 2000.
Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:
Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"
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When you grow out your scruff and then go down on a freshly shaven pussy. You give her a good scrape with the beard and hear her whistle.
I just got back from camping and gave that bitch a Pioneer Whistle!
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Applying tampons when queefing
Onee. my girlfriend crotch whistled while applying a tampon
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When your buddies bring home a grenade and their vision might be cloudy due to inebriation, you can help them by grabbing a 'vuvuzela' and blowing loudly enough so that your buddy hears it and realizes that they are with a grenade.
"Wow Billy brought home a grenade, I have to help him out. (grabs vuvuzela and blows into it). Grenade Whistle!!!"
Billy: (hears vuvuzela) Oh Man Grenade!!!! Abort!!
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To comfort yourself via distraction when you cannot avoid a frightening situation.
While her mother was in surgery, Norma tried to remember all the state capitals. It was her way of whistling in the dark.
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a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.
With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
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