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wide stance

1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.

2. A rediculous or unbelievable position

Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.

by PatrickT. September 04, 2007


wide stance

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.

Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.

by Craigsfan August 31, 2007


wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011


Wide Walker

One who walks with their feet overequidistant to one's shoulder width.

Wide walkers are known to strut in close proximity to attractive women.

When Kyle bends his knees it allows him an opportunity to modify his stance in preparation for the incoming offensive visitor

number doppel nein wide walker who has enough speed in full tilt crouch wide bullet kinesthetic motion to pass by intredefensiv Kyle who usually angles opponents from the centre towards a full body contact collision at the boards to protect the neutral zone.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 22, 2016


Wide Elliot

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Wide Elliot is very seggsy😩

by wideelliot March 03, 2021


4 Wide

a man with a rather large PERSONALITY, a ginormous HEART, and a large bank sum

wow Johnny sins is 4 Wide

by 4 Wide Member October 23, 2022


wide back

A fat ass back with rolls.

Example: Damn her back wide asf with her wide back ass

by Frankberry123 June 14, 2023