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1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.
2. A rediculous or unbelievable position
Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.
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A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
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A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.
Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz
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a man with a rather large PERSONALITY, a ginormous HEART, and a large bank sum
wow Johnny sins is 4 Wide
A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.
"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"
Captain Wide the leader of world all bow down to Wide Boi (Captain Wide).
"OH LOOK! Theres Captain Wide bow down"