1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.
2. A rediculous or unbelievable position
Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.
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A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
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A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.
Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz
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What you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller.
Bob grew up in DC & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.
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Wide Elliot is very seggsy๐ฉ
"Hot danish" wide.
A - "Dude, that girl's pussy was so loose."
B - "She's HD Wide"