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finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 04, 2014


Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 11, 2010


Wiener crease

The crease of your wiener where interesting things are.

Hey, is that mustard in your wiener crease?
Would you like some mustard in your wiener crease?

by Gatorsara May 20, 2022


Wiener Licker

One who licks wieners

*licks a wiener*
Friend- "You're such a fucking wiener licker"

by ShockedSloth September 24, 2017


wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

by Chuck May 02, 2003


Wiener Beaner

A homosexual Mexican .

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta October 10, 2012


WIENER COUSINS

When 2 guys have sex with the same woman that makes them "Wiener Cousins" which is an unbreakable bond that men must obide by!!

Dennis & Alan had sex with Amy those guys are soooowiener cousins!!!

by PapAlano April 24, 2009