Wing Bowl

One of the craziest days in Philly the Friday morning leading up to the Super Bowl. It's a hot wing eating contest supported by Philly Sport Station 610 WIP, but lately it's very similar to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, in that there's drunken people everywhere, people tailgate in the parking lot, girls flashing their tits or ass, and the contestants and their entourage are paraded around the Wachovia Center on floats. There are contests for the best entourage, best float, best Wingette, which is like a stripper that serves as a sort of cheerleader for the Wing Bowl. Overall, the best festivity before Super Bowl Weekend in Philadelphia!

New Orleans kid: Yo do you wanna go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras?

Philly kid: Sure, but first, let's go to the Wing Bowl before that.

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rats with wings

Depending upon where you live, "rats with wings" are seagulls or pigeons. So named because of their scavenger natures.

Give me a gun, so I can shoot some of those annoying rats with wings.

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Wing Shot

Any realistic or unrealistic attempt to address, analyze, and resolve an issue or situation you have no control over, concept of, or access to. A variation of winging and troubleshooting.

How do you install a digital certificate on such a locked down computer? - Take a wing shot, that's how.

He had no idea what the person was talking about, but knew that only a steady wing shot would help.

Wing Person

A friend that helps another friend score at a party, by assisting that friend to hook up with another "hot" male or female. The Wing Person can be either male or female.

Hey thanks for being my Wing Person, I'm glad you had my back. I got to kiss the finance clerk at the party.

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Winged

To be high, smoke weed

*smokes weed*
Alex: I'm winged

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wings of redemption

the fat lazy dumb fuck that lives with his grandpa and sucks shit at Call of Duty, he is also known to be a shit cunt and throw massive rages over the game, he is also been know for saying dumb shit "Look here look LISTEN!!" and "appering offline does not work so stop giving advise you know fucking nothing about

wings of redemption is a fat faggot

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Wings of Fire

A really good Book series written by Tui T. Sutherland.

(glory is the best queen change my mind) (oh wait you cant)
(turtle is best boi)

Person: You are always reading Wings of Fire! You should get outside (and get friends while you’re at it) for once and stop being a nerd!

Me: *hisses like a snake and lashes out like gill at tsunami*

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