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one nipple is an inny and the other is an outy.
that bitch has wink tits.
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Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.
Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"
Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"
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The salacious look given by a dirty strumpet indicating that one is welcome to plunge one's eager, straining member deep within her pulsing anus.
Edwina, after years of secretly longing for someone to bash her backdoors in, finally plucked up the courage to slip Harold the brown wink and readied her botty for a bruising.
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the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.
We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.
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A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.
wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR
A quick passing of gas, usually in a crowded space, to go by unnoticed.
In the movie theater when the lights dimmed there was the perfect opportunity to wink the sphinc.
Early 2010s model Volkswagen cars with one daylight running light out. Has to be changed at least once every 2 months.
“That Jetta has the Volkswagen wink.”
“Oh another Volkswagen wink”