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Two SEXY ass mother smart good looking out. Going all round good people funny
Hey have you seen Winston and Alicia they make a cute couple
Where a black man who use to play basketball professionally is balls deep inside of you and right before he cums, he rings a pair of bells in each hand while wearing white gloves and screaming “you need to do better!”
I thought I was going to have a ball slapping, deep thrusting, orgasm consuming damn good time and then that motherfucker pulled a Winston Bishop.
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A school where kids are weird So They think they are greater than everyone else and make non- Winston eagles go insane because they are gay
“Look at those Winston eagles they are interesting!”
A sex act in which a very fat gray haired man who is naked accept for a tie and a pair of socks while standing up pulls his ass checks apart and the other person who is on there knees puts their nose at the top of their ass crack and mouth over their asshole and the gray haired man shits in their mouth and the other person swallows the shit whole.
I heard that martin like to pay prostitutes to let him give them winston churchhills.
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Cigarette break, "Winston" used as a catch-all for any cigarette brand.
After studying in the library for two hours, we decided to take a Winston break.
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City in North Carolina with the best mall, Hanes Mall.
Girl-Lets go to Winston-Salem this weekend!
Second Girl- Yes im so ready to shop at hanes mall
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When a Republican yuppie calls the local press to observe and report on a session of auto-erotic asphyxiation with a paisley tie -the subject of which speaks of "important, meaty things" while pleasuring himself. Known to occur in well-appointed mahogany-paneled law firm offices in major Midwestern U.S. cities.
Andy called up the Star Tribune to let them know he was going to call a meeting of the Winston Churchill Society.
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