Celebration Withdrawal

The politically correct way to say hangover.

How are you feeling after the company party?

Oh man I have celebration withdrawal.

summer withdrawal

The physical sickness that occurs when Winter officially begins.

"I love living in socal, I don't get my summer withdrawals till early December."

summer withdrawals Bikini weather socal southern California

babe withdrawal

Suffering from the absence of your babe or significant other. Feelings of sadness and loneliness will occur

Oh my god I'm having total babe withdrawal it's been .0001 seconds and he hasn't texted back!

cock withdraw

A moment for a woman when she has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding and making love with a cock giving her a lack of memory to remember when the last time she actually did it.

I have experienced cock withdraw cause its been at least a month since I last did it.

gun withdrawal

When a person born in the United States experiences over a year of separation from conventional firearms. Symptoms include: projecting nonexistent characters for their own communication, radical twitching of the index finger, and a strange obsession with anything that can be deemed "SpOoKy."

Wow, Samuel must be experiencing some kind of gun withdrawal.

Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down

Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..

Johnny-You Have WWS

Mary- Whats That??

Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.