I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won)

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won), you should try it!"

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I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

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Yang Hong Won is a gangster lol

Yang Hong Won is a gangster lol

Yang Hong Won is a gangster lol

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you won´t get anything snitching like that

Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.

(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.

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that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

won masterchef

when you eat so hard you become a chef of absolute mastery so therefore it is disrespectful to say "you ate that" instead must say "you won MasterChef"

person 1 - "he got an A in his exam"
person 2 - "fucccccccckkkkkkk he won masterchef"

jai won

a scenario in which louis sucks

jai won because louis sucks dick