What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

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you would think so

A phrase that is of literal agreement, but underlined with sarcasm. Particularly used when someone is extremely frustrated with something.

"What's wrong with this piece of shit?! When I push the power button it should turn on."
"You would think so."

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schmidty would have had it

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.

Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.

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As Joe Biden Would Say...

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.

You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...

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I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

something belee would do

Something really fucking stupid that nobody should ever do.

Dude, that sounds like something belee would do, don't do it.

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Would you hit it?

A game made up in Trejos spanish class a few years ago. You look out the window and ask the person next to you. Would you hit it? He/she has 3 options 1.Yes 2.No 3.At a party, more options have been added, but these are the original ones.

Hey tim, would you hit it? At a party!

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