fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

Garbage yards

Any points gained in fantasy football that are against a guy named Stas. Because everyone else's team must be worthless.

Stas: Lol nice garbage 19 yards to put you over 100 Brian
Brian: Dude it was a important run in a 3 point game.

Stas: *mutters* still garbage yards

yard nigga

A yard nigga is a man or woman, not color specific, who is in charge of the yard. He is like a maintenance/handy man but more nigga like attributes. Like fucking fat white girls, getting food from the hot dog truck, selling drugs on his prepaid phone and smokin blunts with his boys.

yard niggas are loyal and are not deterred by any sort of abuse, verbal or physical, and will not do any harm other than tell extravagant stories and white lies which hurts no one other than their own credibility.

yard niggas are not reliable in any way shape or form.

yard niggas are a must for any small to medium business, they arent something to rely on but they certainly get it done

yo bossman, we just knocked over 20 gallons of paint, whos gonna clean this up?
boss: call the yard nigga!

Taken Yard

In baseball, to have a home run hit against you while you are pitching.

"Oh my gosh Bill, did you see that? Randy Johnson just got taken yard to left field. That must have been 435 feet!"

back yard

Part of the anatomy below the back and above the legs, the ASS.

Mary Ann has a bangin back yard.

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tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

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yard work

Slang for smoking marijuana; "pulling weed"

Boy#1: Hey, let's go do some yard work.
Boy#2: Sure, I'm down.
Father: I'm so proud I raised responsible children.

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