yard mullet

A yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. This leaves the grass in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. It gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious "party in the rear" action. Acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one's friends, or any combination of these.

I mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, I got drunk) before I could cut the back. I'm rocking a serious yard mullet right now.

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

Garbage yards

Any points gained in fantasy football that are against a guy named Stas. Because everyone else's team must be worthless.

Stas: Lol nice garbage 19 yards to put you over 100 Brian
Brian: Dude it was a important run in a 3 point game.

Stas: *mutters* still garbage yards

Taken Yard

In baseball, to have a home run hit against you while you are pitching.

"Oh my gosh Bill, did you see that? Randy Johnson just got taken yard to left field. That must have been 435 feet!"

back yard

Part of the anatomy below the back and above the legs, the ASS.

Mary Ann has a bangin back yard.

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tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

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yard work

Slang for smoking marijuana; "pulling weed"

Boy#1: Hey, let's go do some yard work.
Boy#2: Sure, I'm down.
Father: I'm so proud I raised responsible children.

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