yard gar

A cigar that is smoked in ones front, back, or side yard due to its cheaper cost and less that par flavor.

Hey man, got some yard gars! Let's go grab a natty and relax. Honey! Where is my sandwich?

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

Taken Yard

In baseball, to have a home run hit against you while you are pitching.

"Oh my gosh Bill, did you see that? Randy Johnson just got taken yard to left field. That must have been 435 feet!"

Garbage yards

Any points gained in fantasy football that are against a guy named Stas. Because everyone else's team must be worthless.

Stas: Lol nice garbage 19 yards to put you over 100 Brian
Brian: Dude it was a important run in a 3 point game.

Stas: *mutters* still garbage yards

back yard

Part of the anatomy below the back and above the legs, the ASS.

Mary Ann has a bangin back yard.

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

yard work

Slang for smoking marijuana; "pulling weed"

Boy#1: Hey, let's go do some yard work.
Boy#2: Sure, I'm down.
Father: I'm so proud I raised responsible children.