yer blah

when somebody says blah in a sentece, and insult to that person's blah. not an actual word, but formed by some person in the early 90s by small urbanites

person 1: blah
person 2: yer blah

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yer ma

Irish equivalent of 'your mother', 'yo momma', 'ya mam', etc. Generally used as wonderfully nonsensical response to a question (especially a stupid one).

Adrian: Bob, where do you want to have lunch?

Bob: Yer ma!

Adrian: Well, you sure showed me up for the idiot I am. Oh man!

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Yer mom!

1. Slang for 'your mother'.
2. A lazy way to type 'your mom!'.
3. A trademarked phrase by Shady51.

Teh Spoon: So, Shady, what'd you do yesterday?
Shady: Yer mom!™ Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Teh Spoon: *sobs*
Shady: You do that.

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Yer der

When someone says something cool or true

Those shoes are clean, yer der

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Yer wut

Like hurr and derp, "yerwut?" is an idiot's way of saying "Your what?", when someone says something about an object that you have never heard of.

Andrew: Hey, have you seen my robot unicorn?

Joe: Yer wut?

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yer hurtin

Implies that your subject is in a really bad way, and is beyond any dignity or self worth. More often that not, drunk or stoned. Of having no value, much like a Cubs fan.

Craig - dude, not again, ummm she's not a SHE, she's a HE, yer hurtin! Hold the rrrrrrrr" for maximum value, as in...yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtin.

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yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

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