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you know what I mean...drink...

A phrase uttered so often a drinking game has been born. There are a few variations: 1)person speaking the offending phrase points to one person who must drink; 2)speaker decides everyone drinks; 3) peron forced to hear "you know what I mean" makes the speaker drink; Or 4) hell everybody drink everytime and soon you may be much happier to hear the fucking phrase again.

speaker: then I got pulled over,you know what I mean...drink...
listener: I will gladly drink to drowned out your non-stop bullshit.
or
speaker: blah,blah,blah,you know what I mean...
tortured listener: drink... bitch.
speaker: oh,yeah, ok. but I need another beer, you know what I mean...drink...
and on, and on, and on

by OaklawnFan(horse racing track) August 7, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I donโ€™t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but donโ€™t want others to know you do. When youโ€™re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: โ€œsorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smokeโ€
Me โ€œi donโ€™t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I donโ€™tโ€

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't you know i have ways of making you talk

This phrase can be used when in casual conversation with pretty much anyone and everyone. It is a general responce to any comment, question exclamatory, or for interrogation.

Person 1: "Hey bro! Do you have anything planned for later tomorrow night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm planning on showing you that I have ways of making you talk."
Person 1: "What the in the heck do you even mean by that?"
Person 2: "You'll find out when I show you that I have ways of making you talk."
(you can use any variation of "don't you know i have ways of making you talk")

by Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls March 21, 2022

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You Flew Here, I Grew Here...

A phrase used by locals to express a certain hate or dislike for the summer or winter ambush the town they live in must go through by tourists. These tourists for the most part have no idea whats going on in the town and always ask where a good place to eat is.

Guy comes into the local surf shop wondering whats a good place to eat and the directions to get there. You flew here, I grew here.....

by caace19 September 7, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

66๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


you know what i am saying?

Do you understand what I said?

Hey, bro, you know what i am saying?

by theeternalsmile November 26, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

by Wise Sempar November 30, 2015

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