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Eren Yeager from Attack On Titan once screamed this
Eren: DAMN YOU, YOU TRAITORS!
*turns into a titan*
What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.
Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.
Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!
Parents: you live and you learn !
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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
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its a definition of cat on urban dictionary
Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right
To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.
Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.
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A completely ironic phrase commonly used to define someone who does something mildly cool or impressive. This phrase should never be used seriously, as it ruins the joke, and makes you look retarded.
Lil cheggos, you sly dog you!
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A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.
Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa
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