A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.
Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"
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Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.
My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!
This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.
Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.
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he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*
Mom: *twerks*
Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".
Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.
In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.
You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.