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A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.
Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"
Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.
My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!
This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.
Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.
so your dad is a person
American guy: i thought he was a bear??!
no your mom is
your dad is gone
the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone
The guy who left to get the milk.
Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.
he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*
Mom: *twerks*