your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

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your the best dad ever!

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.

My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!

you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.

Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.

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hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.