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A fun game boys play with drunk girls.
Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"
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The number one lie that every guy has said.
Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
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"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."
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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"
"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."
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An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...
cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?
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the ultimate comeback,never has a response
"your mother'
"SHUT YOUR DUKEY MOUTH"
"......''
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Shut up but with more force.
The alternative is shut your trout mouth
-Annoying person is talking
You say:
"You shut your GOAT mouth" OR
"You shut your TROUT mouth"
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