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A dumb bitch who will never leave you tf alone, tries to act like a man but is the definition of a pussy.
Zachary is An irrelevant fuck
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Zachary is clearly smarter than most people, too Big to hide behind anything. So you always know where to find him! Plays dumb but always a step ahead! Loves his girlfriend enough to make everyone sic is better than U wishes someone would! Loves his friends probably has your back even though your prolly a bitch has a ten yr plan is destined for greatness probably a sociopath is always there when you need him best gamer around had you beat before this ever started, never fails, and is right behind you and ki is Queen 💥🖕
Your best friend is too dumb for zachary
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Super hot, and sexy. Has an amazing six pack with a huge penis. He is also really sexual. Great at cracking jokes and is good at relationships. Likes the colors purple, blue, orange.
I wish I was Zachary
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A computer nerd with too much time on his hands, and is a complete jackass player to the highest degree. Likes older asian women.
Also may become a pedophile as he becomes older.
May have a kickass mother and a father named Paul.
Has little penis (not that we know...)
Wow, did you see that Zachary today?
Yeah, he is SUCH a friggin jackass!!!!!!!!
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Zachary is the only person i’d ever want to spend my life with. he’s super sweet kind and just an amazing person in general. i’d love to start a life with him. Unfortunately he lives 12 hours and 28 minutes away and i can never see him. He’s the exact definition of any boyfriend you see on Vsco. He is so special and will always hold a big place in my hesrtv
I love you Zachary
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