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will suck your pickle for a nickel and will use his big body to rub your pickle
Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.
Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.
They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.
Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.
Truly an oof moment.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan
Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.
Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!
Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.
A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.
When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.