He is a Mexican and lost his green care and refuses to admit he's gay when he humps his pillow every night
Dan is a Mexican
the biggest twat in the history of mankind
you see that guy over there? what a fucking dan.
someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.
me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!
my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.
when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.
dan likes men