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poo gas

it is the gas that smells like poo. a fart.

Uh oh! I did a poo gas!

by Haleth August 23, 2006

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poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.

So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.

by Raven__ April 12, 2016


Poo trance

The expression a baby or small child has when doing a poo.

Oscar's definitely in a poo trance. I'll grab a nappy.

by Marvellousm November 23, 2016


Poo-wave

A subtle, nuanced wave while walking your dog to a passerby, while the dog is taking a shit. Alternatively can be used when meeting your man’s friend who is a girl for the first time, and she responds with a glance up and downed eyeroll.

“She wrong for da poo-wave!”

“Did you see the poo-wave that bitch just shot at me?!”

by RoxyVeronica November 16, 2017


Frosty poos

the name for a little kids brownies they have made. they have all garden crap in them and smell of snot. They taste curiously like grass and poop.

little jonny made some frosty poos and it tasted like big foots dick. He fuckin wiped his fuckin. nose before he gave them me aswell, he put his snotty hands all over them. fuckin kid.

by tcb19931234 April 28, 2009


Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure October 29, 2015


poo-whacker

This derives from one sourse that being the UK, Poo-whacker is somebody that is a shit-bag, coward, pussy, flapper or afraid of his/her own shadow.

"That blokes just got bitch slapped by a faggot and started crying, what a POO-WHACKER!!!!!"

by Poo-whcker hater!!! July 1, 2012