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January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!

by datguy_009 December 7, 2024


January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020


20 Bucky Sucky

It’s when you get a little sucky for 20 bucky.

A man can I have a 20 Bucky Sucky?

by Bigger Dick Daddy July 8, 2019


10:20

Best time ever

10:20

by Literally Him February 18, 2023


20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023


December, 20

December, 20 is give your bf juicy blowjob day. It may also apply on December, 19.

Hmmm oh yeah gimme that december, 20 oh yeahh

by Astrid's pet dog December 17, 2024


Putting 20’s on it

When someone exaggerates about something.

Nate said he was pulling a bunch of fine ass bitches but me and Tammy already knew he was putting 20’s on it cuz they were from boulder hwy!

by 19mine80 December 10, 2024