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The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on
Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means
Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on
the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.
Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met
Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.
-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20
A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.
Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff
It’s when you get a little sucky for 20 bucky.
A man can I have a 20 Bucky Sucky?
nationale hik-dag
“yo! het is vandaag 20 december”
“omg dat is nationale hik-dag”