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A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.
When someone coughs and you can’t say bless you/excuse you, but the silence is awkward. Stems from a joke form of gesundheit, as well as coughs sounding like a quack (duck, duck, ‘goose’)
Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Goose
Person 1: Thanks
goose is a person who always plays gorilla tag and is well known for his iconic quote "I'm gay."
Person 1: I am gay
Person 2: You are goose
a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man
Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose
Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333
“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”
A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.
You are silly gooses, not geese
Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK