A real gentlemen and very classy
That guy over there is a real stamos man.
A guy with rodent-like features, often a skinny brunette
"I'm attracted to Alex Turner"- Maria Galimberti
"Really? But he's such a rat man"
When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.
your cool, but not the coolest thing on the block.
Not the Man, but Kinda the man.
You see that guy back there with no arms? He was kinda the man.
Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!
Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.
By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.
Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?
Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'
A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.
Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!
A man who calls their significant other “Mommy”
Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy