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when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
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A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you
girl: He hasn't responded to me the past two weeks, but I'll send a hail mary text just to be sure
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1. black unhighlighted typed text
2. any typed text without a highlight
Note the non-blinated text!
A text that closes the conversation because it doesn't lead to any engagement from the other user, besides one or two words.
Dead-end text: Thanks for last night.
The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.
Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
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The small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid newspaper. This page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only tits and arses are allowed.
The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.
Bob: "Dave, have you read this page 3 text? Nikkala from Braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the Palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch."
Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"
This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.
Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?
Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.
Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
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