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Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.

You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking

by sumguy91 July 31, 2012


numb like an African child

Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.

Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.

by Christopher612 May 12, 2007


War Chinchilla Pirate Child Amigo

A scooter-riding, fireball shooting chinchilla with a spanish pirate baby and a turret attached to his head.

As seen in rathergood.com's 'Tales of the Blode' cartoon series.

"Yaharrr, me hearties!"

by Crabby McCrab-Crabberson June 26, 2005


Bum ass Man-child

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.

He is nothing but a bum ass man-child!

by Your BM August 18, 2020


Anti-child romantic preference

Aka. A.C.R.P. When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who don’t want and or have children

Jenifer is only interested in dating people who don’t want to have children because she does not want have to go through the stressful process of raising kids. She has an Anti-child romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021


one-time child support payment

payment for an abortion

After she missed her period, I knew I'd be making a one-time child support payment.

by beango May 18, 2011


Sweet Summer Child

Someone who is perfect in every way imaginable. They are kind, funny, pretty, sweet, and above all an amazing person to have in your life. If you are known as someones 'sweet summer child's they love and cherish you and you should value their friendship forever.

Girl 1: do you know Chloe?
Girl 2: YAASS she is my sweet summer child!!

by Sphinix August 15, 2018