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During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
Crying/screaming because there is water in your eye.
I was playing outside when someone shot me with water in the face. I Art-urtje all night long.
When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!
The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.
Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.
The nonsense of randomly drawn faces, love notes, and genitals in middle school bathroom stalls.
Dude there are numerous peices of anus-art in the bathroom; even though the year has just started!
British people say this for some reason. Dumb bastards.
Smefflewilliam: Oi bruvwick, me's gunna go to arts class innit
Fondlewick: Ey! Good idea bruv. We's gonna lern so many pai'ins by picasser!
The boys head to the art class at Smuffleton School for Boys.
Madam Chodeley: Ello you cheb sucking tots! Dis painting is by picasser! E' loves maken cube ladies!
Fondlewick: Oi Smefflewilliam. Lets get the bloody 'ell ou' of 'ere.
Smefflewilliam: Good idea, lad.
They run out and promptly are killed in an acid attack.
A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.
Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.