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When you aren't asian but your eyes are squinty like asian eyes, and people call you asian. Also known as ACV
Do you see less with your asian cool vision?
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A rule that states, "Whenever a test is to be curved to the highest grade a student got on it, you can be assured that the curve will be set at 100% because the hidden Asian that no one knew was in the class got a perfect score."
Person A- "that test was hard! I hope the teacher curves it!"
Person B- "it doesn't matter. Haven't you heard of the Hidden Asian Rule?!"
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Compared to the stereotype of an average asian, (smart, nerdy, best friend is the calculator) a pretty boy asian has an unusually low IQ and has 2 douchebag earrings.
A pretty boy asian likes to look "fly" with his homeboys, and usually dresses in clothes from the store Express, because he is trying to look "fresh." These yellow mamma's boys try appear as badasses.
Unlike an average asian, a pretty boy asian CAN get white girls because he looks like the guy from Rush Hour 2.
I saw Jin, the pretty boy asian, leaving Express with his posse of douchebags.
That pretty boy asian only uses chopsticks at home when his dad gets back from Korea.
Damn, that pretty boy asian gets all of the white chicks!
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Asian Ski Mask:To come behind somebody, stretch ball sack over head and place testicals into eye sockets.
"dude lets get garyn with the old asian ski mask trick."
"dude you wanna see and asian ski mask?"
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Suddenly More Asian
- adjective
(1) Describes individuals who act in a more East Asian manner around other people of their culture who are hot shit in their homeland. For women, this includes being more submissive around alpha Asian males and for Asian males means claiming your right to submissive Asian women. This includes Chinese, Philippians, Vietnamese, Koreans, Laotians, Cambodians, and Japanese.
-noun
(2) Any person of East Asian decent who shows exuberance to their homeland at the drop of a hat.
(1) Ms. Chung was Suddenly More Asian when talking to her Chinese counterpart about a deal to manufacture her shoe insoles.
(2) Joyce is Suddenly More Asian every time she does coke off her Dousche Nozzle white boy fuck buddy. She goes into a dumpling creating frenzy to impress the Asian man that isn't there.
(3) Saule was faux-Suddenly More Asian around her Chinese study partner and "friend", Wei. Funny Kazakh, only East Asians are truly capable of being Suddenly More Asian and friends with Chinese!
(4) Xuwen was Suddenly More Asian when his parents were in town to win favor over his parents and Wei, his Chinese study partner and supposed girlfriend.
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Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others
This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public.
While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved.
Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.
"Hey, could you come pick me up? This girl promised me kinky Asian sex but I received none and am now stranded. Help me!"
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When there are lots of white and black representation and no Asian representation, that's amazin' Asian discrimination. What about the part of the population that gets straight As, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? Asians are amazin', and are often discriminated against. That's what we call AMAZIN' ASIAN DISCRIMINATION.
Asian 1:"I didn't get into that modeling agency that I tried out for."
Asian 2:"Why? You did great, you looked amazin', and all the other people were butt-ugly."
Asian 1:*sigh* "I think it was just amazin' Asian discrimination."
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