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Most likely a non binary fella. They have amazing hair and a very gender nose. They’re either super spontaneous or horrendously shy there’s no in between. And they’re probably in love with one of their bestfriends.
“Hey did you see August today?”
“Yeah their hair looked so hot and they got all the bitches”
august is a person, who is sensitive and gets hurt easily.
august likes hugs, but hates asking for them.
person 1: "I heard august is the worst."
person 2: "Dont say that, they are sensitive."
absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.
man, august is such a fucking giga chad!
If You Were Born in August Your Parents Fail No Nut November
P1:I was Born on August
P2: Your Mom and dad Failed You lmao
P1 What do you mean
P2 It Takes 9 Months For a Baby to Be born and 9 Months from November is August Which mean you mom and Dad Failed No Nut November
August is a sweet and caring person. She is funny too. She has a lot of friends. If you’re friends with an August then you’re very lucky. August is a very loyal friend. And she has a lot of talents too. She can draw, make cute animations and so much more. She’s pretty too. But there are times where she can be insecure.
Lisa: Wait is that August?
Beth: Yep!
Lisa: Cool! I wanna be her someday.
a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.
"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."
One of the most amazing human beings in the entire world. Words cannot describe how amazing August’s are. They are loving, funny, sweet, caring and more! The list is endless. He’s sensitive and considerate. He’s always there when you need him and I mean ALWAYS. He’s one to stay up until 3am on FaceTime and just keep you company while you cry. He’ll make you smile even when you feel like there’s no reason to. He’s so amazing, but somehow just won’t accept that. His love is endless and unconditional. Don’t lose him, you’ll never forgive yourself for it.
“Who’s my best friend? It’s August! He’s my favorite person in the whole world!”