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Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024


Joe Biden

Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him

Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii

by Meeeeee2 September 16, 2023

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Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.

Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!

by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023


Joe Biden

A 80 year old bafoon who likes sniffing girls hair, has a son addicted to coke, cheated on a nationwide election, and is the president of the United States.

“ Joe Biden is a really good president

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023


Joe biden

Hello people i am joy bideee wait what was the script again?

Oh no poor Joe forgot to take his "Stay sane for a day" again...

LETS GO BRANDON even joe biden forgot what that means

by DeadWd November 19, 2023


Joe Biden

A brain dead ignoramus pedophile with dementia and Alzheimer's who is controlled thru an ear piece by Obama Hes so stupid he can't even form a coherent sentence. America's worst president.

Joe Biden is a fucking moron

by MindFukkr95 December 23, 2023


Joe Biden

A dementia ridden, ignorant, fool of a president.
A person who often stutters or forgets things.

Guy 1: Woah, look at that guy stuttering!
Guy 2: He must be Joe Biden.

Guy 1: How the fuck did Joe Biden win
Guy 2: I don’t know

by tundraisquitehungry November 19, 2023