Random
Source Code

Stodgy Biscuit

idiot

you friggin stodgy biscuit

by Jess'n'Abbs April 14, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


biscuit period

You have any biscuit of your choice right, your partner (preferably female) is on her period and you dunk biscuits into her blood and chow down on dem soggy digestives

Yoooo just had a biscuit period and let me tell you, it was a bloody fucking mess

by DarkEn1gma January 20, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kiwi biscuit

Big uns, a selection of cheese flavored snacks only available in New Zealand

You keen on some kiwi biscuits and dip bro?

by Rxtoy April 25, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jehovah Biscuit

Fool.

John: i'm allergic to wine but i drink it

George: John your such a Jehovah Biscuit

by Pandahype October 22, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bum Biscuit

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name

sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA

by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Biscuit Maker

1. Hot mutual friend 2. Hot friend in same room 3. Hot friend who happens to be your girlfriends best friend 4. Hot girl in your bed from the night before. 5. Hot girl who was 3 days away from dating your friend, but fucked you instead, and then you go and hang with your girl friend the next day.

1. Dude! have you talked to biscuit maker lately, she's totally been up on my nuts. 2. I was hanging with biscuit maker last night and, well, we didn't get any sleep. 3. Holy shit man! I was walking through the woods with my girlfriend the other day, and we ran into biscuit maker! It was really fucking awkward, so i punched every bee in the fucking face.

by biscuit maker fucker August 29, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Buttery Biscuit

A positive superlative. Originating from the Masterchef Synesthesia song.

That car is buttery biscuit good.

by cheeseyitem January 17, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž