This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name
sweetcorn bum biscuits are common
hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA
Big uns, a selection of cheese flavored snacks only available in New Zealand
You keen on some kiwi biscuits and dip bro?
A term invited by Moe Howard (of the 3 Stoogies) to describe human hands.
Keep your biscuit grappers off my stuff
Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.
Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?
A positive superlative. Originating from the Masterchef Synesthesia song.
That car is buttery biscuit good.
You have any biscuit of your choice right, your partner (preferably female) is on her period and you dunk biscuits into her blood and chow down on dem soggy digestives
Yoooo just had a biscuit period and let me tell you, it was a bloody fucking mess