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The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.
Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.
At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.
Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.
Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.
Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.
Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.
Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra
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A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported. Internet Chat-rooms for bands like Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus have proven to be a hotbed for bro predators looking to pray on unsuspecting bros with phrases like "chill", or "dude let's just chill", or "hey bro, we're chillin'. Wanna get some beers and chill?"
Bro 1: Who's Jack Johnson CD is this? I love Jack Johnson!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
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An alternative to bros before hoes used when referring to male counterparts. In an attempt to make a witty comeback to actual reasoning
Sean: Take me to heaven, I gave you a yogurt 3 years ago!
Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros
Or Bros before...not...bros?...
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flailing about in the middle of the mosh pit with no hand eye cordination, running into people and stomping your boots. Hardcore kids usually make fun of the metal head or bro who is preforming this idiotic deed.
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When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.
tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!
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a group of horny assholes who's goal in life is to take advantage of, and fuck as many girls as possible. probably will have std's, if they don't already. also very cocky and conceited, especially for not even being very attractive.
also a porn site featuring amateur porn.
a manwhore
a guy who will go after anything with a pussy
bang bro 1 "dude, im gonna tap that"
bang bro 2 "oh, hell yea, i want that shit too"
bang bro 1 "im down for a double team"
bang bro 2 "oo f'sho."
bang bro 1 "i love being the bang bros"
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This word (Bro Yeah, No) is simply used as a way of disagreeing with someone usually a (BROTHER)
There is a slight pause between BRO YEAH and NO
1. Man 1: Your Mum is a MILFSHAKE
Man 2: (Bro Yeah No)
2. Your Mum is a GUNI GU GU
(Bro Yeah No)
3. Man 1: Your mum is a hippo
Man 2: Bro Yeah No
4: Man 1: Is you a batty boi
Man 2: Bro Yeah No
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