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When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.
Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?
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to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.
That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.
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A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.
Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."
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The act of urinating into the top tank of the toilet, so when the owner of the toilet flushes more urine just comes out
She pissed me off so I have to give her bathroom a good ol Canadian spray tan
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a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!
Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".
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Similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, the Canadian Hippie Tuxedo involves personalized, acid-washed patterns on the jeans and jean jacket. Typical dress code for weddings in Stayner, Ontario.
"Neil wore his finest Canadian Hippie Tuxedo for the official inauguration of Camp Cletus."
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The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.
Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?
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