an elf's penis. goblins, dwarves and knomes also have chodes, but at christmas time they grow to average proportions.
santa was impressed by the elongation of his elves' chodes
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A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.
i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.
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What a anti-conformist conforming to anti-conformity call a short doosh that is a conformist and drinks a lot of cofee.
Anti-conformist: Hey Chode Warrior
Short Doosh with cofee: What?
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A nipple that resembles a chode
haha look at owains nipples, they look like chodes growin on his man boobs
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Toes that resemble a chode; ie. they have a greater width than lenght.
Dear God! She has chode toes!
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A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes
Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger
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One who sells or deals in chodes
Your such a fucking chode monger
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