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Tits on an ice cream cone
There's tits on my ice cream, tits on an ice cream
When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.
I'll give you a few more ice cream seasons.
years till a girl is no longer jailbait
"yeah morgan has a few more ice cream summers until the good humor truck sees that"
A girls vagina that has been filled with wiped cream by inserting the tip of a wiped cream can into her and squirting it out
Dude that girl over there has a pink cream puff
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When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.
Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.
After eating ice cream, you and your partner have sexual intercourse.
"Me and my girlfriend just 'had' Pecan Ice Cream."
When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.
Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends”
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”
- Don’t put my name in there