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To trash out a new truck in the mud.
Billy drove his new Ford threw the levee and burnt the motor, he said that he was only mud-dogging it.
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1. An unruly group of individuals (guys) who collaboratively form a brotherhood through much disruptive behavior, manly adventures and hang outs, and getting laid far to rarely. Members of the group will often bark like dogs and scare of females unintentionally and intimidate other guys that fit the "Chad" stereotype. This group does not usually concern themselves with complying with the latest fashions or rules. In fact, this behavior is encouraged. The diet of these individuals consists of large amounts of fast food, meat, microwaveable items, and cheap alcohol. Despite their unhealthy choices, they maintain higher than average muscle mass though lifting heavy logs, kegs, and snowmobiles; along with the frequent wrestling matches with other members and participation in mountain sports. The occasional fist fights and engaging in sexual intercourse with overweight mountain sluts are other sources of these members' great power.
2. An area that is occupied by the previously described members. This place is quite uncleanly and polluted with smells of garbage, farts, bad breath, and smoke. This atmosphere deters unwanted house guests and is pleasing to their associates. This area may move or have satellite locations such as a rugged cabin in the woods.
Bric Shithouse is the epitome of a dog pound member. He is frequently seen driving his pick-up truck while chewing tobacco. If you see a rough looking guy barking and wearing a cutoff exposing his "Ride Pow" tattoo and addresses you by saying "hey brother," it is most likely him. He is likely to be found at Powerstop, Mt. Crested Butte, or playing Xbox at the Dog Pound. He is very tenacious and will not back down from larger men, women, or beasts. He charms girls with his "award winning smile" and "majestic hair" and keeps his condoms in a GI Joe lunchbox.
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v. present participle:
a sexual activity in which gay males take turns ejaculating into the same man's rectum (cornhole), in effect covering their penises (dogs) in the semen (batter, deriv. of 'baby batter'), of fellow penetrators. The end result is penises getting battered with semen and baked in the heat of the man's rectum (oven), thus becoming corndogs (warm penises covered with another's semen), as opposed to simple dogs (uncooked penises without a semen glaze).
After hosting the corn dogging session he was two pounds heavier and his guests' penises dripped like melting candles.
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Fucking of at work.
see Milking the clock.
If my boss so much as sez another word to me about that shit! i'm gonna fuck the dog the rest of the day
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1. Noun: A childless, usually single female who has one or several dogs and treats them as surrogate children, referring to herself as "Mommy".
2. Noun: A female dog-owner who insults parents of actual children by insisting that caring for a dog is as difficult as raising a human child.
3. Noun: A woman who has a gift for interacting with animals, but has difficulty with human social interaction.
4. Noun: A woman who consistently bores others with unsolicited anecdotes about her pet's behaviour, propensities, or illnesses.
Dog Lady: "Oh, Peekie kept me up all night whining. It's as hard as having a baby!"
Sane Girl: "Actually, it's NOTHING like raising a baby! I cannot leave my baby in the backyard all day while I go to work. Shake your head, you stupid Dog Lady!"
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"Can you believe it? That stupid Dog Lady spent our whole business lunch talking about little Peekie's fucking hernia operation. Then, out came the Christmas pictures!! I just about went medieval on her sorry dog lady ass!"
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A kick-ass song by Led Zeppelin that famously starts off with the lyrics "Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move // Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove!" sung in acappella by Robert Plant, just before Pagey and Bonzo kick it into high gear with the lead guitar and drums, respectively.
The song supposedly got its name from a stray black dog that kept walking in and out of the studio while the song was being recorded.
Dude #1: Is that "Black Dog?"
Dude #2: Yeah, man! Led Zepp rules!
Dude #1: Sweet! Crank it up!
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When you mix crack and weed in a joint. Similar to Sherm but way more thug.
Lets roll up a P dog after class and fuck up the teachers car.
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