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Sucking a males penis so there is no moister/cum left over.
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When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.
Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!
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When a person is being annoying and won’t leave you alone
God I hate this dude so much he won’t leave me alone he’s really sucking me dry
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The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.
Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!
Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co
Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!
Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!
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When you beat your meat without watching porn or reading porn
Oh Jeremy did i catch you dry jacking oh well time for the incest video
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When a man gets a blowjob while he gets a haircut. The bib must be draped over the girls head, then when your are finished, you let the hair on the bib cascade down on to the girl, thus creating an avalanche effect.
"After I got my fade in the barbershop, we pulled a Dry Avalanche on this girl, it was hella degrading."
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to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious
Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."