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Pronounced Go-st Duh-mp: noun.
1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.
2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.
Yikes! Don't step in that ghost dump!
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a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
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The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you
matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!
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when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump
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The art of picking up women and dumping them after sexy time
Invented by Tim
''He really hump & dump that chick''
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When someone mentions Donald Trump out of context to simply do virtue signaling. Like every other entry on Urban Dictionary these days.
Person A: Happy new year everyone!
Person B: Everyone except Donald Trump.
Person A: We weren't even talking about politics. Why do you have to Trump Dump like this all the time?
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The worst of the worst, the worst of the garbage.
Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").
Guy 1: This girl is pretty ugly.
Guy 2: She's top dump.
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